The Tiny Brewster

I feel every space that is blank. This was a blank space.

Apr 30

 mashable

Okay, first of all- let me preface this post by saying I VERY rarely comment on people’s appearance. It’s just not my thang. But when I saw this shot of @mashable from the shoulders up, I couldn’t help but laugh out loud. Such a darling face.. but how does he hold his head up with that neck?

Aww.. I already feel bad for laughing. Much love to you bro!


Apr 29

fred

Is it me or is Fred Savage like 4 years old in The Princess Bride. Aww.

And it was only like a few years after that movie was made I wanted to fuck him. *happy tear*


It’s all in the name

Someone named ‘OprahFan’ is now following me on Twitter.

I want to follow them back, but I’m scared all of their tweets will be about Phil Donahue.

Phil


Apr 22

It’s not me, it’s you.

You know Facebook, we had a good ride but it’s starting to feel like we want different things. And even though I can’t quite put my finger on it, sometimes I feel like I don’t even know who you are anymore.

Also, I’m not sure if I’m even typing this in the right spot. There’s an ad where my ‘update status’ box used to be.


Apr 11

Take 1-2 every 4 hrs as needed.

What would have happened if the Smurfs had just tried to wash the blue off? Smurf is a weird word. SMURFFFFF.

Yeah. Im pretty sure I accidentally took my medicine twice.


Mar 31

Fool’s on you!

I’m thinking mother nature is one of those that doesn’t quite get how April Fool’s works: “It’s snowing during spring break bitches- April Fools!”


Who has a wandering mind?

Do you ever wonder if peas and corn are secret enemies but yet they join together for a battle of balance and reason in the spirit of bringing mashed potatoes to his knees?

Me neither.


Fuck your Evidence

Comcast turned my internet off today. I would tell you about it but I don’t want to get blood and fingerprints on my computer.

…Again.


Mar 12

Shaping the message

1990: Error 404

2010: Aw, sorry Boo! Looks like you caught us in a bit of a pickle, do ya mind just chillin’? *hugs*


Mar 4

Observation of Olympic proportions

I’ve been watching these women skate on ice for like 10 minutes already and not ONE person has fallen down. This is bullshit. Where’s my remote..


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